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Congratulations To Lord Angry & Zara


"May the best Man & Woman Win?" You bet your DAMN asses they did this time


I must say, all of the candidates are Lurker favorites, (except for the little brown "noser" kid) so it was a tough decision when we voted. But it wasn't really much of a competition though.
African Athena and WT were the first runner ups but they were way behind, same as Coach Con and Starlomor. Amidst the commotion and corruption it seems like the first productive end of the week drama NR has had since phantom and chif vs. dizzle and co.

I would personally like to say that even though most of us agreed that as a new member, BTM had no business running for CM, it was unfortunate that he had to be teamed up with the most loathed person in the free e-world. I believe that he had a better chance running alone and that he is reasonable, fair and basically everything that the typical NR CMs/Admins have never been.
Here is to you Big Tall Man


Even though Arinze declined to tell the lurk blog what that little faux virgin chaser Nna bros tried to do with the votes, we still commend him on a job well done. There was a little vote amongst us lurkers whether this was the case of Good cop, Bad cop with Arinze and Nna bros respectively. We scratched that and came to the conclusion that we don't give a fuck as long as Arinze looked good in the end (yes one of us has a crush on the boy) and Nna bros (who was milking his new found fame by using the opportunity to open a thread showing off his pre-balding stage) looking as guilty as ever.

We don't like him so we placed a curse on him: we decree that all the cyber cafes in his local government would unexpectedly go out of business, leaving him to go back into non-existence. Amen
: we also sent his picture to hotornot.com, they thought we were punking them.
Here is why



Were we surprised? No? We actually composed a congratulatory email to zara yesterday, all we had to was retrieve it from the
"drafted messages" and click "send"!

Here is a Congratulatory rose to Starlomor, BTM, Coach Con, African Athena and WT

To Lord Angry & Zara: Congratulobia

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  • Anonymous Anonymous says so:
    21 September, 2006  

    this is so wrong on so many levels! it was exciting though top

  • Anonymous Anonymous says so:
    21 September, 2006  

    hahaha who is that bald man? let me even go and see whats up on nr top

  • Anonymous Anonymous says so:
    21 September, 2006  

    this is mean *saves picture to hard drive* lmaoooo top

  • Anonymous Anonymous says so:
    21 September, 2006  

    nne wetin you save am for? me i wan see the yabbing they are giving him on hotornot.com where is the link! top

  • Anonymous Anonymous says so:
    21 September, 2006  

    by golly gee :dead: the lurkers have killed me this time hehe top

  • Anonymous Anonymous says so:
    21 September, 2006  

    "little brown “noser” kid" DAMN DAMN DAMN! top

  • Anonymous Anonymous says so:
    21 September, 2006  

    what are you talking about? African Athena and WT were not the runner up, it was btm and jem top

  • Anonymous Anonymous says so:
    21 September, 2006  

    i guess the purposely ommited their votes because they thought nna bros probably messed with it lol top

  • Blogger Naija Lurker says so:
    21 September, 2006  

    ...yeah what *girl talk* said... top

  • Anonymous Anonymous says so:
    21 September, 2006  

    This comment has been removed by a blog administrator. top

  • Anonymous Anonymous says so:
    21 September, 2006  

    "we decree that all the cyber cafes in his local government would unexpectedly go out of business" BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SHIT SHIT BUAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA top

  • Anonymous Anonymous says so:
    21 September, 2006  

    isnt nnabro in the us top

  • Anonymous Anonymous says so:
    21 September, 2006  

    who dash monkey muahahaha. u no see him wor wor face, na naija suffer suffer cause the rough patches and bumps top

  • Anonymous Anonymous says so:
    21 September, 2006  

    MUCH RESPECT TO BTM. YES!
    WHAT A GENTLE MAN top

  • Anonymous Anonymous says so:
    21 September, 2006  

    fo shizzle was the shizzle meiiin! top

  • Anonymous Anonymous says so:
    21 September, 2006  

    you are right, so many favorites, it was hard to vote i wanted starlomo's team to win top

  • Anonymous Anonymous says so:
    21 September, 2006  

    Naijalurkers who did you vote for? mmmmmmmm top

  • Blogger Naija Lurker says so:
    21 September, 2006  

    Who the fuck do you think??! lmaoo top

  • Anonymous Anonymous says so:
    21 September, 2006  

    askimoli and diamond almost hard a stroke today bwawahaha i am glad it is over oh top

  • Anonymous Anonymous says so:
    21 September, 2006  

    "Who the fuck do you think??! lmaoo" :dead: these bitches are wild top

  • Anonymous Anonymous says so:
    21 September, 2006  

    FUCK ALL THE BASTARDS THAT VOTED FOR JEM! MAY YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH! top

  • Anonymous Anonymous says so:
    21 September, 2006  

    Abi oh i cant stand that thing called jem top

  • Anonymous Anonymous says so:
    21 September, 2006  

    ohh that is too harsh please delete that comment about family members pls oh top

  • Anonymous Anonymous says so:
    21 September, 2006  

    i know the jem girl, shes is the same way in real life. virgin my ass top

  • Anonymous Anonymous says so:
    21 September, 2006  

    lol isnt it the Kyari girl her name is jemilah. she was in my high school top

  • Anonymous Anonymous says so:
    21 September, 2006  

    claimer oshi oya what school is that? top

  • Anonymous Anonymous says so:
    21 September, 2006  

    i am asking oh what school????! bitches like to claim they know other bitches sha top

  • Anonymous Anonymous says so:
    21 September, 2006  

    i feel bad for btm but jem lost yay. i hope the bitch no go commit suicide oh top

  • Anonymous Anonymous says so:
    26 September, 2006  

    bwahahahaha dont kill me abeg.naija lurker... no rose for JEM... i hate the goat..cant stand her i swear..i wanted Wts team to win...pls Yall vote for BTM as ROTM... i voted for igwe though..couldnt see him lose like that..poor guy..lol top

  • Anonymous Anonymous says so:
    26 September, 2006  

    whay top

  • Anonymous Anonymous says so:
    27 September, 2006  

    buahahaha @ ya'll who are hating on JEM. berra dnt go and kill urself cus d chick is prolly laffin at ya'll top

  • Anonymous Anonymous says so:
    27 September, 2006  

    jem, its so sad that you would post as someone else to defend yourself. Self importance is a bitch, the blog isnt even about you, they purposely avoided your name like a plague referring to you as a brown noser and kid and yet you are here trying to convince yourself that its about you.

    This is not nailaryders, nobody cares what you think. you ca go back to sucking nnabros dick now top

  • Anonymous Anonymous says so:
    29 September, 2006  

    and again, this is some funny shyt top

  • Blogger Festacman says so:
    11 November, 2006  

    I don't even believe this shit. So many Jem hater on here. Wow looks like home girl got something worth hating up. I mean if she was nothing, y'all would be ignoring her. top